You do not watch television


This is starting to look interesting. I've already eliminated about 99% of women with these first questions alone, and you're still here! That's good, because I've concluded from experience that television is a poison that's best removed from one's spiritual diet, and I really don't want to expose my children to it. At most, I'd keep a set in the closet for an extraordinary occasion. (That doesn't mean "extraordinary" in the sense of an "extraordinary" minister of the Eucharist.) The spot in the living room or den which normally holds a television set really is more fitting for a Bible or some other religious object.

     


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